
honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
when ur phone’s on 1% and ur friend says “I have my charger”
i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

zftw:
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
I’m hotter when I’m wearing sunglasses and half my face is covered…